So fucking done that I don’t even want to tumblr..
Are you a bear
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
oh. my. god.
pros of dating me
- you can hold my hand whenever you want
- you can cuddle with me whenever you want
- you can kiss me whenever you want
cons of dating me
- i get jealous easily
- i’m sad a lot
- i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am
Skull in a salt lake
Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!
It looks like I’m actually there
today in history class my teacher asked what’s the name of the terrorist group that is responsible for 9/11 and the kid she picked to answer said alpaca. alpaca.
Lap dog… until he grows.
Animal | via Facebook on We Heart It.
“We’re gonna need exact words.”
If that isn’t married couple material, I don’t know what is.
Castiel even leans around to check JFC